I found this rather amusing video the other day and thought I might share it with all of you....Quite frankly though, I find the woman to be rather irritating.
Saturday, July 30, 2011
Wednesday, July 27, 2011
Thoughts About Reapers
Good day everyone.
I am terribly sorry for my extended leave of absence,and I will try to be more prompt with my posts in the future. But as they say, there is no rest for the wicked. I must say though, that I am rather delighted to have a few followers….Even if one of them is a certain reaper. Which brings me to my topic today: Grim Reapers, or shinigami if you will.
Of all the time I have spent in the human world I have never once encountered a reaper. Well that is until I started serving my young master, after which they started coming out of the woodwork. And I find that they are quite the irritating creatures.
For starters, they pop up at the most inconvenient times. Like the whole Titanic fiasco, for example. Here I am just trying to get my young master to safety and here comes one of them launching a lawnmower at my head. It’s quite vexing I might I say.
Another thing is, (one that leads me to believe that they are rather dim) how they call an object like a lawnmower a scythe. After all, a scythe is a garden tool but a garden tool is not a scythe. It is not like it is a general term.
Lastly they are irritatingly persistent and stubborn creatures. They do not know when to give up, or let something go. A prime example of this would be everyone’s favorite redheaded nuisance. Of course, by the looks of things he/she/it annoys its fellow reapers as much as it does the rest of the world.
Well I believe that is it for today, as always comments and or questions are most welcome. Requests within reason are also welcome. So until next time please enjoy this delightful picture I happened upon quite some time ago. May it brighten your day as it did mine. Oh and one last thing, William looks rather amusing in his striped pajamas.
I am terribly sorry for my extended leave of absence,and I will try to be more prompt with my posts in the future. But as they say, there is no rest for the wicked. I must say though, that I am rather delighted to have a few followers….Even if one of them is a certain reaper. Which brings me to my topic today: Grim Reapers, or shinigami if you will.
Of all the time I have spent in the human world I have never once encountered a reaper. Well that is until I started serving my young master, after which they started coming out of the woodwork. And I find that they are quite the irritating creatures.
For starters, they pop up at the most inconvenient times. Like the whole Titanic fiasco, for example. Here I am just trying to get my young master to safety and here comes one of them launching a lawnmower at my head. It’s quite vexing I might I say.
Another thing is, (one that leads me to believe that they are rather dim) how they call an object like a lawnmower a scythe. After all, a scythe is a garden tool but a garden tool is not a scythe. It is not like it is a general term.
Lastly they are irritatingly persistent and stubborn creatures. They do not know when to give up, or let something go. A prime example of this would be everyone’s favorite redheaded nuisance. Of course, by the looks of things he/she/it annoys its fellow reapers as much as it does the rest of the world.
Well I believe that is it for today, as always comments and or questions are most welcome. Requests within reason are also welcome. So until next time please enjoy this delightful picture I happened upon quite some time ago. May it brighten your day as it did mine. Oh and one last thing, William looks rather amusing in his striped pajamas.
Monday, June 6, 2011
Let My Kitties Go
My goodness, I’ve been busy of late. You would think there would be less work to be done when you serve a master that doesn’t really eat or sleep, but alas the young master STILL demands his morning tea. The invention of the teabag makes life a bit easier, though.
On another note it seems I have been missing my Caturdays, this fact depresses me deeply. Of course finding descent cat pictures has become quite difficult of late. You see, I do believe the young master lives to make me miserable and has blocked almost anything cat related from my network. I hate technology sometimes, especially when it blocks all the lovely kitty pictures and videos from my view.
Well until next time, here is a picture I just happened to have saved on my desktop. Please enjoy.
On another note it seems I have been missing my Caturdays, this fact depresses me deeply. Of course finding descent cat pictures has become quite difficult of late. You see, I do believe the young master lives to make me miserable and has blocked almost anything cat related from my network. I hate technology sometimes, especially when it blocks all the lovely kitty pictures and videos from my view.
Well until next time, here is a picture I just happened to have saved on my desktop. Please enjoy.
Sunday, May 22, 2011
Of Gingers and Blood
I ran into that obnoxious reaper today, which of course put quite the dent in my schedule. No matter what, I can always count on Grell Sutcliff for a migraine, some article of ruined clothing, and the compulsion to bathe myself thoroughly. Although, seeing that flamboyant redheaded cur made me think of another peculiar human practice. Their silly belief that “gingers” have no souls.
I have actually partaken of quite a few redheaded souls, so I can tell you from personal experience that "gingers" do indeed have them. Of course, another thing I don’t understand about that foolish misconception, is why they call them “gingers” in the first place. The only ginger I know of is ginger root, which is brown or perhaps a light tan in color. So the only real similarity, I suppose, is when you cut them open they are both pink inside…..My goodness that is a bit morbid, isn’t it?
Well, speaking of being pink on the inside, here are a few helpful steps for removing blood stains from your carpet.
1. The first thing you want to do should be obvious. Do not let it sit in the carpet for a long time. Not only is it quite foul, but it makes the blood harder to get out. So get to the spot fast.
2. Secondly, you have to try and get as much of the blood out as you can. Do NOT use hot water to do this. The water should be cold to barely lukewarm. Make sure that you blot and not scrub. Scrubbing will only grind the stain in.
3. Once you are convinced that you have gotten as much of the blood out as possible, then this next step is what will remove the rest of the blood. Closely follow this next step. Take some hydrogen peroxide and lightly spray the blood spot with it. Get enough on to dampen the fibers. Once this is done, blot the spot with a rag once again.
4. After you have done that, apply some more hydrogen peroxide to the spot and let it sit for as long as is needed until the spot is out. Sometimes this process is relatively quick, other times it can take an hour or so. Once the blood spot is no longer visible, take some warm water and rinse the spot thoroughly.
I hope you find these steps useful. Though why you would have the need to use them is questionable isn’t it?
Until next time, I bid you all farewell
I have actually partaken of quite a few redheaded souls, so I can tell you from personal experience that "gingers" do indeed have them. Of course, another thing I don’t understand about that foolish misconception, is why they call them “gingers” in the first place. The only ginger I know of is ginger root, which is brown or perhaps a light tan in color. So the only real similarity, I suppose, is when you cut them open they are both pink inside…..My goodness that is a bit morbid, isn’t it?
Well, speaking of being pink on the inside, here are a few helpful steps for removing blood stains from your carpet.
1. The first thing you want to do should be obvious. Do not let it sit in the carpet for a long time. Not only is it quite foul, but it makes the blood harder to get out. So get to the spot fast.
2. Secondly, you have to try and get as much of the blood out as you can. Do NOT use hot water to do this. The water should be cold to barely lukewarm. Make sure that you blot and not scrub. Scrubbing will only grind the stain in.
3. Once you are convinced that you have gotten as much of the blood out as possible, then this next step is what will remove the rest of the blood. Closely follow this next step. Take some hydrogen peroxide and lightly spray the blood spot with it. Get enough on to dampen the fibers. Once this is done, blot the spot with a rag once again.
4. After you have done that, apply some more hydrogen peroxide to the spot and let it sit for as long as is needed until the spot is out. Sometimes this process is relatively quick, other times it can take an hour or so. Once the blood spot is no longer visible, take some warm water and rinse the spot thoroughly.
I hope you find these steps useful. Though why you would have the need to use them is questionable isn’t it?
Until next time, I bid you all farewell
Saturday, May 21, 2011
Greetings All
Hello all. I have finally given in and made one of these….Blogs… Of course why they call it a blog I’ll never know. I swear humans come up with the strangest names for things. Like a doughnut for example. They don’t even look like nuts…But I digress.
Anyway, I feel that perhaps sharing my life as a butler may actually be beneficial to you….lovely people. Perhaps you may even learn to do something right for a change. Of course I mean that in the politest way possible. After all, we can not all be one hell of a butler.
Seeing this is my first post I feel the need to tell you how this….blog…will work. Along with giving you little tidbits about my life as a butler, I will also be giving you little cleaning tips now and again. Also, Saturdays will be Caturdays. After all who does love adorable pictures of cats....Well besides the young master of course....
I must go now….I feel I that I am about to be caught. The young master has already blocked most of my websites and it would be problematic if I lose this one as well….Ah icanhascheezburger I will miss you so……
One more thing, if you have any questions feel free to ask.
Until next time. Yours truly,
Sebastian Michaelis
Anyway, I feel that perhaps sharing my life as a butler may actually be beneficial to you….lovely people. Perhaps you may even learn to do something right for a change. Of course I mean that in the politest way possible. After all, we can not all be one hell of a butler.
Seeing this is my first post I feel the need to tell you how this….blog…will work. Along with giving you little tidbits about my life as a butler, I will also be giving you little cleaning tips now and again. Also, Saturdays will be Caturdays. After all who does love adorable pictures of cats....Well besides the young master of course....
I must go now….I feel I that I am about to be caught. The young master has already blocked most of my websites and it would be problematic if I lose this one as well….Ah icanhascheezburger I will miss you so……
One more thing, if you have any questions feel free to ask.
Until next time. Yours truly,
Sebastian Michaelis
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